About Us: Real Shit, Delivered

Back in the sweaty, chaotic summer of ’22, somewhere between a dive bar bender and a 3 a.m. taco truck revelation, our founder, Jax, had a vision. Not the kind you get from chasing tequila with bad decisions, but the kind that smacks you like a rogue shopping cart in a parking lot. The internet was choking on a toxic stew of polished, filtered, AI-generated bullshit—blogs and influencers pumping out soulless content while ads for crypto scams and diet pills multiplied like roaches. Add to that the AI invasion, with bots spewing generic listicles and “thought leadership” that sounded like it was written by a toaster with a thesaurus. Jax said, “Fuck this noise. People deserve the raw, human truth—real shit, delivered.”

And so, this blog was born to resist the digital dystopia. We’re not here to feed you algorithm-friendly platitudes or let some AI word-vomiter churn out our stories. We’re here to sling gritty, unfiltered tales, rants, and hot takes that hit like a punch you didn’t see coming. From the absurdity of dodging pop-up ads to the glorious mess of human relationships, we wade into the chaos of life and come out swinging. No topic is too sacred, no opinion too wild. We’re the middle finger to the ad-soaked, AI-written internet wasteland.

Our crew? A ragtag squad of misfits who’ve lived enough to know the world’s a circus, and we’re the clowns with the megaphone. There’s Jax, the mastermind who once outsmarted a parking meter and still argues with spam bots for sport; Lena, who can roast a politician or a pop-up ad with equal venom; and Marcus, who’s convinced he’s allergic to bullshit but can’t get a doctor to confirm it. Together, we’re fighting the good fight—keeping it human, keeping it real, and keeping the AI overlords and ad vultures at bay.

“Real Shit, Delivered” isn’t just a catchphrase—it’s a battle cry. We’re here to call out the nonsense, celebrate the chaos, and deliver stories with heart, guts, and zero corporate polish. So strap in, because we’re not selling out to algorithms or banner ads. Welcome to the blog that says what everyone else is too scared—or too programmed—to whisper.